Last night, I got up to go pee, and decided to empty my cup while I'm at it. Being half asleep, I did not close the bathroom door all the way. As I'm re-inserting the cup I hear a noise and look up. My cat had pushed in through the door and was standing stock still, staring at my no-no place and the object bing pushed into it.
I never thought my cat could have facial expressions, but there was decided confusion/alarm in her eyes. I bet she'll think twice before wandering into the bathroom the next time.
It took me forever to get the damn thing in after that, because I couldn't stop laughing. (After I got over the creep factor of knowing that my cat had just been studying my vagina.)
Thought you might enjoy the story.