May 9th, 2003

Purple mohawk

Fear and Feminine Technology

One day, I was discussing my Keeper with f00 when he obviously had a lightbulb appear in his skull. "I wonder," he said, "if anyone has ever thought of making a Keeper-type thing with a spigot on the bottom. After all, that little stem could easily be opened up to drain the liquids away without even needing to remove it."

"There are a couple of problems with that," I said. "And the reason you don't know them, is because you've never had a period."

"Oh?"

"For one, it would get dirty. You can't just leave something like that in there for a week."

"Oh, well you could still clean it every day, of course."

"And two, well, it ain't exactly the consistency of water."

f00's face suddenly gained that familiar I-don't-want-to-know-about-girl-stuff look. "Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't..."

"Imagine you had a nose bleed and a head cold, and you've got to try to blow your nose through that itty-bitty Keeper opening."

"Gahhh!!!" He screamed and clawed at his ears.

"Well, you wanted to know why it wouldn't work!"

Men can be so fragile when it comes to woman things.
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