If you could bring out a cup brand of your own, maybe with a few altered details and the best/worst/funniest name you can think of for it, what would it be?
I'd make my cups soft, polka-dot or stripy and I would name it the VagBarrel.
Don't know what it would look like, but it would be called Tulp (Dutch for tulip) or Tulipa (Latin, more international) or possibly Carnelian, a name that sounds like a flower, but it's really a semi-precious stone that is supposed to help with menstrual trouble, if you believe in that kind of thing. The carnelian is a blood-red stone, so that would work nicely. In Dutch, we call it Kornalijn, I don't think that sounds as nice.
mine would have the actual collection part outside, then a skinny park, then a cup shape. doesn't make sense I guess. but it would hold more, and be really squishy, like, ladycup squishy, with a firm rim. and then it wouldn't get sucked up super high because part of it sits outside (but the outside part would sit flush against the entrance and be bigger around than the cup but flat so as not noticeable.)
It would come in multicolors, like the retainer I used to wear. And I would call it the Collection Agent.
That cup doesn't exist. It's an edited photo. I came up with that design when I was desperately trying to force my cup to "ride low at the entrance" like the instructions said it should. I thought the "waist" would give my PC muscles something to grab onto -- and it wouldn't squirt inward like a watermelon seed.
But then I figured out that I should just "shove the darn thing up there" so it could sit (O) around my cervix like it wanted to. And thus ended my teething troubles and learning curve.
There is a small percentage of cup users who successfully wear theirs low. I wonder if this design would suit them? It didn't go over well when I asked our fellow List members what they thought of it.
not exactly. more like a full cup that goes inside, like we're familiar with, then where the stem is, not a stem, but is just a bit wider and a tubular part that connects the part that sits outside, which would actually sit outside, but flush against the entrance (since it would sort of have to be!). No need for an actual stem with all that to grab on to for those who keep it uncut.
I'd have mine come with a zillion thin rainbow-stripes (top-to-bottom stripes, not across the cup), so that when you twirl it it'd look like a spinning rainbow:-)
And I'd DEFINITELY call it RSW-SB aka Red Sea Survival Boat:-)
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