lol VagBarrel. I don't think anyone can top that.

Hehe, that was only a comedy suggestion - cool suggestions are also good :D

Don't know what it would look like, but it would be called Tulp (Dutch for tulip) or Tulipa (Latin, more international) or possibly Carnelian, a name that sounds like a flower, but it's really a semi-precious stone that is supposed to help with menstrual trouble, if you believe in that kind of thing.
The carnelian is a blood-red stone, so that would work nicely. In Dutch, we call it Kornalijn, I don't think that sounds as nice.

Didn't fleurcup already do the whole tulip thing?

Sure. But it could be emphasized more. Fleur is flower, so that's kind of general. The site could have been more flowery, too.

Didn't mean to post that in this spot. Oh well.

Cunp

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA XD

Awesome.

mine would have the actual collection part outside, then a skinny park, then a cup shape. doesn't make sense I guess. but it would hold more, and be really squishy, like, ladycup squishy, with a firm rim. and then it wouldn't get sucked up super high because part of it sits outside (but the outside part would sit flush against the entrance and be bigger around than the cup but flat so as not noticeable.)

It would come in multicolors, like the retainer I used to wear. And I would call it the Collection Agent.

I think I understand what you mean... I think...

But the Collection Agent is an awesome name. I can see the packaging now! Something has to be wearing shades and a earpiece.

Something like this?

That cup doesn't exist. It's an edited photo. I came up with that design when I was desperately trying to force my cup to "ride low at the entrance" like the instructions said it should. I thought the "waist" would give my PC muscles something to grab onto -- and it wouldn't squirt inward like a watermelon seed.

But then I figured out that I should just "shove the darn thing up there" so it could sit (O) around my cervix like it wanted to. And thus ended my teething troubles and learning curve.

There is a small percentage of cup users who successfully wear theirs low. I wonder if this design would suit them? It didn't go over well when I asked our fellow List members what they thought of it.

not exactly. more like a full cup that goes inside, like we're familiar with, then where the stem is, not a stem, but is just a bit wider and a tubular part that connects the part that sits outside, which would actually sit outside, but flush against the entrance (since it would sort of have to be!). No need for an actual stem with all that to grab on to for those who keep it uncut.

that'd be an interesting cup shape to have. my diva usually sits really low and i've never had any real issues with it.

Awww. That's cute. I'd buy a Dori :)

What would it look like?

I love the name Dori! :)

I'd call it the Dracula and it would only come in red XD

AWESOME.

\o/

I like Mars Cup. After all, Mars is the RED planet.

But I can just imagine all the legal problems from the Mars Candy Company.....

I'd call one Jaws... for shark week.

I'd have mine come with a zillion thin rainbow-stripes (top-to-bottom stripes, not across the cup), so that when you twirl it it'd look like a spinning rainbow:-)

And I'd DEFINITELY call it RSW-SB aka Red Sea Survival Boat:-)

hahahaha

Sorry, I meant Red Sea *Week* Survival Boat:-)

and the rainbow colors would stand for the uniqueness of every single woman :-)

Hey purplefog,

Just so you know, we have a three post per week limit, which you have just met. You've made some great posts this week, but please wait until next week to make more. :)

Thanks!

- Dina/lintilla

No problem - I haven't got anything else of interest to say :)

i think it would be funny to have a cup that looked like it had overflowed, with fake blood dripping down the side, hehe.