Well, my fiance does his research in China and is not squeamish about such things. He'll be there for about 6 weeks this summer, and next year we'll both be there for a year. I have made him aware that if he is able to find and procure one, I will be famous on the internet :)
I just wanted to make you all aware of my mission. I hope it ends with a giant box of spigot-cups to share!