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vagina dentata
27 May 2004 @ 11:47 pm
keeper disasters...
I know some of you have some horror stories. I love my keeper, i adore it, i just can't master removal. It's been months and months, and I won't give up.



So... first week at work, first time i have to deal with keeper removal and gladrags outside of the house. It's day #2, heavy day. Insert at 7am, around 12 leakage becomes apparent. In the stall, i'm faced with the dilemna of, 'how shall this work?' (being a stall without much room and far from toilet, i didn't plan ahead and don't have a squirt bottle) so i just try to get it out the best I can...

POP

There's blood on the seat
the back of the toilet
the walls
the floor
EVERYWHERE

I would have been laughing if I wasn't in shock.

it was actually quite pretty, although trying to clean it up was insane. I think my keeper is just near impossible to use on day #2. I shouldn't even go anywhere that day, as I go through gladrags in minutes.

anyone else have a disaster to share?
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Knitty and Pretty: Brutus the Uterus! Grr!!!gogo_gadget on May 29th, 2004 12:56 pm (UTC)
I guess this isn't as bad as spraying blood all over the walls, but...
My first time trying to remove it in a public washroom (at school, no less), I somehow lost control of my bladder and since my pelvis was tilted up so that I could see what I was doing, I ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. To this day I thank the gods that it was in the middle of class and so I was all alone in the bathroom.
CMlovelyevening on May 30th, 2004 09:20 pm (UTC)
ha ha ha!
I must say that I couldn't help cracking up--first it was your user icon, then your story :)
raindropsieraindropsie on February 17th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Haha!
I had the same kind of thing happen to me, but not as bad. I was trying to see where my uretha was, I didn't even know where it was so i had to pee to see where my pee came out, got some of it on the toilet seat, but it gave a me a litle bit of a shock anyway. I still can't see clearly where my uretha is but from disgrams and looking a bit I'm guessing its right above my vaginal canal. Funny, cause when I was younger I thought both the vaginal canal and the uretha were higher up (further awayfrom my anus) then they are, thats probably I saw more pictures of boys genitals and there's are high up then ours, more the the front then the bottom.
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